newtgeiszler:

“if there are no cops at pride who will protect us” bears and butches next question

hexglyphs:

women writing love songs: i am a wild, untamed, dangerous thing but you are a brave, reckless fool i am a siren luring helpless victims into my depths in my heart there is an unquenchable wildfire and i hope and fear it will consume me

men writing love songs: i love you, alive girl. i will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.

what-tis-this-nonsense:

fairycosmos:

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

At least Alexa might be useful in some situations

facts-i-just-made-up:

jluna427:

I call bull shit on this

Bullshit here, how may I direct your call?

luchile:

@greyfox451

worldsworstfather:

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sensorygif:

sensory

jabberwockypie:

eternalanimation:

“I will annoy you into submission.” is an awesome, awe-inspiring threat/promise.